Day 26

Its been while I know. I'm deeply saddened I haven't written in a while and as I sit here and listen to Dr. Bing I have been inspired to write. Last week willmington was an absolute joke. All twelve guys on their team didn't want to be there, thoough their third baseman was an absolute player, derek you may have a new best friend cause ou two seem perfect fot each other. Next came northern. The wind was blowing in at about 20mph. and hat was our downfal. Eventhough we got great pitching performances we just kept hitting every single hard hit ball right at their players. I think if there wwere a count taken on numbr of brea,s for and breaks against us, we're in the hole by bout 1000 so hopefully law of averages catches up with uus soon we could use it.
Yesterday was the Etta Express. I don't think the average peerson reizes homw much we absolutely hate those fuckers. Like I cannot stand them, you are not the new york yankees your coach is terrible, I maye have heard some of the worst logic in arguing a call yesterday, my 12 yr old cousin has better logic than that bohemmith. That said, they kicked oour ass game one. Our buttholes were opened and taken advantage of multiple times. However, thanks to their arrogance we were able ro get off to a good start in game 2. Thank you for the runs. We did a good job of coming back and shoving it down their throats that we are better than them. Also there were def some rns scored in both games byboth teams that woulld not have been scored had there not been a tornado riight next door. Sorry #27 that homerun was for sure a popup. Hell my weak ass prolly coulda hit one out yesterday. Congrats to #1 for hitting the scoreboard, even if it was just the pole. #38 took one of the best bp's I've seen in a long time, yesterday was your day. Tip my cap to mr gasser though, that was a hell of a performance, complete control and command or three pitches is always nice to have. Looking ahead, BW Tuesday. Let's keep the energy up for them and maybe there'll be a reemrgence of the famous 2seam. Att his point, I have sucessfully ignored bing's entire lecture and it is now time for softball, goodnight wales vagina.

Day 25

ok i know i havent been on here to write in a while but ive had a lot going on. School Baseball Baseball Baseball Sleep Baseball Broken Mirror Broken Door Standing Ovations Baseball Baseball Baseball. See lots of busy stuff. It was a very happy day in new concord today. 10-3 x2 is a great way to open up conference play. First time in four years that we've actually opened 2-0 so also a nice start to the new season. Florida and everything before conference is just developmental for conference. This is where it counts, this is our new season and can't start it any better than 2-0. Keep working boys.

Also, we may never get to go to Chipotle again because extra meat costs 2 bucks extra and 19 people decided to get etra meat. So next time we go, if we go, please be courteous, i would like a rec center sometime in the next 25 years.

Quote of the day:

"I Love Meat!!!!" (#42 while at Wendy's and talking to #7)

Picture of the Day:

Ahhhh Here We See The Very Rare Event...The #2 Smile.

Very Very Rare Indeed

Day 24

well boys we have done it. We have found our bats!!!!!! i have no idea where they were lost to but apparently they were somewhere in the valley. The combined temperature of the two days, 67, doesnt even match the coldest day while in florida. Anyways, im glad we beat the shit out of those NERDS!!

For the rest of the season, according to Dan, Deuces is now banned. It is WAYYYY too distracting to the batter, especially when he is righthanded and has his back to us, and the only thing we say the entire time is, "PULL." Yeah your right, totally messes up the College Athlete's focus.

Thank you to almost all the fans for coming out for the opener, it was really appreciated.

Quote of the Day:

"Quit fisting yourself!!!!" (#7 to #1 during batting practice)

Picture of the Day:

Fun With Toys

Day 23

ok im getting straight to it. I HATE losing. i hate it. I hate it more than cheating women, more than Brussels sprouts, more than womens sports, more than AJ pierzinski, and even more than Carthage. Look, people can say stop pressing but thats just code for you guys fucking suck. so how about this, have fun. Beat fucking ass. as long as we do the fundamentals right, everything else will come. we're barely a quarter of the way through the season so no worries, just have fun and think about the women's track team, just try not to say anything about them while we're on the bus...


Quote of the Day:

"What a fucking slut!!"(#11 speaking about a certain track runner while her father is driving our bus)

Picture of the Day:



All The Inspiration We Need

Day 22

Not really much to say about this weekend. we did a good job taking 3 of 4. i really wish the umpires all weekend wouldn't have been so terrible. But hey, that's what you get from OAC umpires. oh and just throwing it out there, as long as time hasn't been called, you don't have to step off the mound to appeal a runner leaving early. Just throwing it out there... Oh and chat roulette combined with #35 = Greatness!!!

Quote of the day:

"Are you SERIOUS?!?! This is the kinda place people get murdered in!!!!!"(#11 as we entered Super 8 motel)

Picture of the Day:

The French Judge Only Gave Him a 6.4, Clearly Deserves a 9.5
This one Too

Day 21

We have safely arrived back home and yes! both our house and the green house are still standing!! mark one in the win column for us. Anyways, Dayton sucks. 3 hours in traffic is not my idea of a good time. Freshman and sophomores and juniors,  i speak on behalf of the entire senior class when i say your movie selections were TERRIBLE!! "American Pie Book Of...Nobody Cares" and "College" had to have been two of your best choices of the whole trip. Movie privileges are very very close to being completely revoked.
The NCAA basketball tournament is starting today, good luck to everyone, hope you picked Utah St to the final four like i did, or if your really good you picked butler, morehead,temple, UK and WVU and pitt. otherwise you'll have lots of red on your bracket. Good luck to all and totally stoked for 4 games in 2 days!

Quote of the Day:

"Ross Pruitt, I like Travis McClarney more than you!!"(A loud voice from the back of the bus after yet another poor movie choice)

"I don't care!"(Anonymously stated during the post game huddle when #7 asked if anyone knew what he batted in college)

Day 20

Word of the Day: "Supposedly"

I'm sorry to announce that the highly ranked No. 41 Carthage college fell to the "Supposedly" No. 1 ranked Heidelberg University today. Carthage just ran out of pitching after five games, no pitcher having higher than 7 innings pitched, and a center fielder with an attitude and dad to match. I'm very proud of the fight put up by the red men today, they really fought like a No. 41 team on and off the field. To all our hitters, thank you, I enjoy close games, but if we could possibly try and jump out earlier I wouldn't have to waste my high quality fastballs and we could go straight to the closer. Anyways, good win. One more and its a great trip

#13 congrats on your 4th preserved win of the trip.

El padre de #10, mad props brother, you and your posse of the Mafia and thugs woulda beat that mother fuckers ass!!!!

#2 : totally should have gone with "Say it with your CHEST!" or even "wanna go NIGHT NIGHT?!" Also, if that fence wasn't in my way, I would have been out there taking care of business for you.

Just for the record, I have confirmation that 52 mph never ACTUALLY showed up on the gun, however there were several times when nothing registered. I will assume user error.

Quotes of the day:

"They must take a really shitty BP then"(#30 from the outfield commenting on a parents statement that the pitching was just like BP)

 "I remember when I wasn't 21!"(A well placed quip by #4 after passing Baby Bear carrying a backpack)

Picture of the Day:

"You wanna throw down?"

Day 19

Three games in one day. Three wins in one day. Haven't done that, EVER.

Quote of the Day:

"He's just getting us Blizzards...24 of them."(This quote shall stay anonymous)

Picture of the Day:



A Carrying Device





Day 18

Today was a major pitcher's duel. Good job to everyone you guys really played hard and did your best. Lets kick the shit out of monclaire st. tomorrow. they're a bunch of fucking fucks. FUCK I hate them.

Text of the day:

"Did Steve turn you into a lesbian?"

Picture of the Day:

Friday Night TV

Day 17

1hour 53minutes. That was a major burner of a game. Today's been a pretty lame day. Though there is a possible follow up story with a certain photographer we once knew in Wisconsin. Also, i was dry humped three times today....THREE TIMES!!!! I hate blue balls.

Great Comebacks:

"I'm fucking your sister (insert brother's name here)"

Quote of the Day:

"The cold air is smoking my dome"(Squibb while playing cards)

Day 16

I would like to begin by congratulating everyone who sang today. Also thank you to the Lowe's for opening your home.

Fru & Rick - great duet way to kick it off

Joe - I like going with no mic. Very ballsey

Ricky- you ability to change octives scares me

Zac- im glad we turned off the fan, and i can't wait for a rain delay

Jabawoki's- umm holy shit!! i know we said take it seriously but DAMN!

Papa Bear and Baby Bear - Baby - i like how you have to put on your drunk face to karaokee. Papa - you should know the words, no excuses.

Z - doing your own song. awesome.

Blystone - she's 20. likes walks on the beach. she's polish so no jokes. i think your starring may have creeped her out though. Derek doesnt have her number but i've heard #17 does.

Quote of the Day:

"It just went in my mouth!" (Bill Nye while in the hot tub)

Picture of the day:

Shaq

Day 15

Bluffton: Today was a wonderful day, we had our coach back in the dugout with us and he actually got to stay there the entire time! Neutral umpires not suffering from "Little man" syndrome are awesome. Mr. Right fielder. YOU ATE SHITTTTTT!!!! Thank you for tripping over the bullpen mound and giving up a double. Then the fact that you look at our bullpen and TELL us your embarrassed, when we already obviously knew it, tells us how cool of a person you are. If you're ever in town hit me up and I'll buy you a drink cause that laugh you provided me today is for sure worth a dollar draft.
#31- great bunt! glad we worked on it ALL WINTER
#25- i remember my first hang over.
All freshman- warm up your voices, drink your honey and practice your dance steps cause tomorrow is your day to shine!
Rm 314- 4am wake up calls? seriously? Grow up.

Also, I have gotten out of the friend zone and am no longer stuck at the dry hump stage, therefore, #13 i no longer hate you cause i got my 2 innings!

Quote of the Day:

"You faggots! You've seen me naked before!!!"(#4 10 minutes after the conversation was over)

Picture of the day:

Pictured on the right: Karl Boedecker

Umm, yeah not much to say...

Day 14

Its been a while since ive been able to sit down and write. With the flood and living at the Hayes/Klaco homeless shelter and then coming to florida and living with people who still think bed time is 9 pm.

A recap of whats happened since The Flood. we practiced. we practice. drew passed out because of a sprain... we stopped practice. we drove. we stopped. we drove 50 in a 70. we dropped off grandpa. we picked up Michael Jackson's best friend. we finally hit the speed limit. we made it to FLORIDA!!! oh and we practiced again.(Props to the brother in the outfield. That was a banging system you got)

Game 1- Buzzsaw nice job, that was the fastest i've seen you move all year. Way to be an athlete
         Final:  14-0

Game 2- The retard took his meds thats for sure. Four hours after the game he still couldn't smile.
         Final: 16-1
  Oh and i hope that

Game 3- I hate #13!!!! good job asshole now you have the highest ERA on the team!!! so proud of you. i coulda done that myself. I hate you.

Quotes of the week:

"Hey Drew! Do you feel like a pussy since you passed out over a sprain?"(Coach Fitz)

 

Karl's Idol

Day 13

Two words. The. Flood. Haven't been abel to write for a few days because, well we are homeless. Monday started as a normal day going to practice but by the time outfielders were trying to catch flyballs, Noah was already floating past them on the football field. at this point normal people run to get their cars out of the water, go home throw down sand bags or basically anything except going to eat breakfast. No, Alex is on a new cardio program and walked to practice and has no meal plan so it wasn't him who would rather eat than save his car. Arneal. Dude. I understand that they got you going through some new anger management stuff but brother. YOUR CAR WAS DROWNING. and you went to eat food! How do you do that? whatever Arneal, its cool bro.

Perry street was named an official disaster zone. Ok maybe not by the weather service but when you can row a john boat from your backyard, across the street, to your neighbors backyard, to campus, to viduct, to madisons, to expressions, to riverbend, and back to your own backyard, there should be a state of emergency. 211 perry, we apologize for being irrational by driving our cars through our side lawn and looking like homos by wearing waders but look who's laughing now. Shit you are cause our dumbass landlord decided to send the water company away because we didnt need to turn the water off. Yeah cool one gene. It comforting to come home after being homeless for the night and hear water running when no one is home. thanks for a free months rent!

Shout out to our new best friend, Eric. This dude is AWESOME! scared the shit out of koehl by telling him the ghost is real, shotgunning a beer in 2.5 sec flat, oh and making fun of gene every single time he walked out of the room.

Being homeless really really sucks. This morning, our electricity, gas and water were all turned off, so we had to make eggs on the grill. How ghetto is that. standing outside at the grill, while water is being pumped out of the basement, cooking eggs and making toast. members of our house have also been spotted walking around campus carrying personal belongings in grocery bags and pillow cases. WTF! All we want is a nice bed and a cuddle buddy, anyone willing to oblige let us know.

Quote of the day:

"Yo Big Dick! This chick wants to FUCK YOU!"

Picture of the Day:

Day 12

Congratulations to the vets today on a job well done in the cage. Make sure you ice.

Tweet of the day:

On a Scale of 1 to YES, who wants an autograph tomorrow at Scottsdale Stadium at 745am? -Brian Wilson

Day 11

Frodo, your sooooo cool. how bout you stand 30 feet away and let me rip a ground ball right back at you. (I can do that, just can't hit it over the fence) I hope you feel really really good about yourself. Also, well done Ted-ball doubling up on the pick off move today and FINALLY picking someone off. you are now 1/235,854. Thats a percentage of .0004% keep it up and your plaque will be on the wall with kaminski's. Also, not gunna say it but......Told Ya So, i could feel it in my bones. Glad everyone has stayed in shape.

Jordy- Pink eye is a serious infection, farting on your roommates pillow stopped being cool in '83

Proverb of the day:

"He who teabags with one set left,

Eats asshole during bench press."

Text of the day:
   
       "Morning again my beautiful lady :) I'm gonna nap lemme know when u arise :-*  "

Day 10

Congratualtions everyone SNOW DAY!!!! Nate great job blowing ass all over Palm, I'm surprised he let you keep throwing after you tried poisoning him. Also, today we found out that "Hot" "Gay" Carl, really does have something wrong with him, sadly its not what we expected. Though many of us had bets on ADD or dementia maybe even a little bit of plain old stupidity, but we were all wrong. Its his back. yes his back. This explains the reasons for drinking only 4loko, wearing a hat over his eyes, a sweater to practice and laying flat on the bleachers during practice. Carl, if you woulda just told us your back hurt in the beginning it would have all made way more sense. I would also like to introduce everyones favorite "friend that's a girl" Brittney. She's in town this weekend so make sure you stop by the green house and introduce yourself. shes single and ready to mingle. To finish out today, I'd like everyone to be safe on this cold blustery day. Cuddle up close with those close to you and watch a movie. But don't get used to it, we got practice at 8 tomorrow and i feel one last mental toughness day coming...

Picture of the day:

Like a good Neighbor...

Quote of the day:

"I tried to go back to bed but then I felt her boobies!"          -Joe Rourke

Bonus Picture of the Day:

The Man. The Myth. The Legend 

Day 8 and 9

Ok so I was in absolutely no condition to write this yesterday so my apologies. Mr. Elvin Williams celebrated his 21st birthday Wednesday morning so a special shout out to him. Glad he was able to make it back home to his own bed, unlike some people who walk into other people's houses and just pass out on their couch. Congrats Steve, your jumping off a roof story has officially been topped; You have now become officially useless. Viaduct, you are awesome, double shots and a splash of coke = Awesome Lap Dances.

My <3 belongs to women's track.

Today not much really happened, i think we are finally about done with all the pain, but seriously, dont test him.

Quote of the day: (Dedicated to Eric)

(401):

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

Dating Tip of the Day:

"Steal her purse and hide it so she has to come back to get it or have good enough friends to talk to her first.(In art class)"

Day 7

Lame Day,

However, here's a video of Buzzsaw knoking out El Toro

Days 5 and 6

Saturday was long..... but we got to go outside :)

Today was a wonderful day. Knew it was gunna be just awesome when suddenly the schedule was changed so that the nice easy day we were all expecting was changed into a day we will remember as "The Hat Day." If you've been reading this blog you'll know that we've been practicing outside the past three days. Well today was a blistering 35 degrees outside, one would assume it to be...Winter Coat and Knit Hat weather? Maybe? NOPE! Thats for PUSSIES!!! Enough said.

In related news:
  Rick: Your $1.00 is due tomorrow...we all know it was the bat
  The other 10...50cents....you know who you are.....and so do we
  Arneal: It's cool bro.
  Frodo: Congrats
  1 pitch drill............................Seriously guys? he "Throws Like A Girl" (TLAG)
  Jordy: I saw your at bat......it was a strike
  Derek: #31 hates you
  Corporal Thornton:  5...6...7...8...you know the rest
  Buzzsaw: Congrats, Tank requests to be the Godfather
 
Picture of the Day:

Sober.

Day 4

Great wins today boys!!!! way to stick it out today for the triple header. We started early and stayed on them often. Even though Koehl didn't have a great outing (throwing behind people is never a good way to get them out) our hitters were able to make up for it. Congrats to Fitz for hitting two three run bombs today, Gar for fisting out a ground rule double and a wonderful relief performance by Frodo, though the balks didn't help much. Also thank you to our fans for coming out and supporting your #1 ranked baseball team. Ladies, keep wearing the spandex, guys, wear longer shorts, i mean come on! seriously, Koehl's mom wears shorts shorter than those, and she gets paid for it! Overall though I liked the intensity, lets make tomorrow just as awesome as we RAGE during on-field BP. I expect some bleacher shots, yes that means you Colatruglio.


Quote of the day:

Frodo: "Hows it look?"

          Tice: "Looks a little short!" (no explanation required)

Day 3

What a great practice we had today! Thanks to all those who wee able to catch the baseball today. We really looked like a dynamite 12 year old travel team. Also, I think conditioning went really well today. Thanks guys for making all your times. That really helped keep coach's anger under control. Seriously though, can we please show up tomorrow, my body can't take much more of this.

Today's F*#& count: 46

once again, good job guys

Off Day

Today is our off day. Basically that means sleep and do as little as possible because you know you're not going to get any (sleep/rest) for the next 6 days. Off days also remind us of what a sorry bunch we really are. Its our night to go out and have a good time, and we really try to, but by 11:30 we're all ready to pass out at the bar so we somberly walk home so that in the morning we can wake up and realize we were home and asleep while people were still at the library studying. in the mean time Tank is still 33-4 but The Grim Reaper is sadly at a dismal 14-10. Congrats to all the scholar athletes on your achievements I won't be there cause 1. its at a girls basketball game and 2. it'll be past my bed time.

Day 1

This site got up and running a little later than i had originally anticipated. The purpose of this site is to provide a look at our team from the inside. Might try and get some guest writers or really anything to keep people entertained. if you follow this blog you'll come to see that we are really just a bunch of idiots; fart contests, student coaches, and just general animosity for everyone not us.

Right now we are in our fourth week of official practices and well on our way to becoming track stars. Also, our student coach SuperEgo has us training for the Mr. Universe contest. Yelling at people does not work if your the same age. it just pisses them off. I'll be surprised if he lasts another week without quiting.

Quote of the day:

"Hey Danny! Does your sister like biceps?"-Daniel (while doing curls)