Day 13

Two words. The. Flood. Haven't been abel to write for a few days because, well we are homeless. Monday started as a normal day going to practice but by the time outfielders were trying to catch flyballs, Noah was already floating past them on the football field. at this point normal people run to get their cars out of the water, go home throw down sand bags or basically anything except going to eat breakfast. No, Alex is on a new cardio program and walked to practice and has no meal plan so it wasn't him who would rather eat than save his car. Arneal. Dude. I understand that they got you going through some new anger management stuff but brother. YOUR CAR WAS DROWNING. and you went to eat food! How do you do that? whatever Arneal, its cool bro.

Perry street was named an official disaster zone. Ok maybe not by the weather service but when you can row a john boat from your backyard, across the street, to your neighbors backyard, to campus, to viduct, to madisons, to expressions, to riverbend, and back to your own backyard, there should be a state of emergency. 211 perry, we apologize for being irrational by driving our cars through our side lawn and looking like homos by wearing waders but look who's laughing now. Shit you are cause our dumbass landlord decided to send the water company away because we didnt need to turn the water off. Yeah cool one gene. It comforting to come home after being homeless for the night and hear water running when no one is home. thanks for a free months rent!

Shout out to our new best friend, Eric. This dude is AWESOME! scared the shit out of koehl by telling him the ghost is real, shotgunning a beer in 2.5 sec flat, oh and making fun of gene every single time he walked out of the room.

Being homeless really really sucks. This morning, our electricity, gas and water were all turned off, so we had to make eggs on the grill. How ghetto is that. standing outside at the grill, while water is being pumped out of the basement, cooking eggs and making toast. members of our house have also been spotted walking around campus carrying personal belongings in grocery bags and pillow cases. WTF! All we want is a nice bed and a cuddle buddy, anyone willing to oblige let us know.

Quote of the day:

"Yo Big Dick! This chick wants to FUCK YOU!"

Picture of the Day: