Day 12

Congratulations to the vets today on a job well done in the cage. Make sure you ice.

Tweet of the day:

On a Scale of 1 to YES, who wants an autograph tomorrow at Scottsdale Stadium at 745am? -Brian Wilson

Day 11

Frodo, your sooooo cool. how bout you stand 30 feet away and let me rip a ground ball right back at you. (I can do that, just can't hit it over the fence) I hope you feel really really good about yourself. Also, well done Ted-ball doubling up on the pick off move today and FINALLY picking someone off. you are now 1/235,854. Thats a percentage of .0004% keep it up and your plaque will be on the wall with kaminski's. Also, not gunna say it but......Told Ya So, i could feel it in my bones. Glad everyone has stayed in shape.

Jordy- Pink eye is a serious infection, farting on your roommates pillow stopped being cool in '83

Proverb of the day:

"He who teabags with one set left,

Eats asshole during bench press."

Text of the day:
   
       "Morning again my beautiful lady :) I'm gonna nap lemme know when u arise :-*  "

Day 10

Congratualtions everyone SNOW DAY!!!! Nate great job blowing ass all over Palm, I'm surprised he let you keep throwing after you tried poisoning him. Also, today we found out that "Hot" "Gay" Carl, really does have something wrong with him, sadly its not what we expected. Though many of us had bets on ADD or dementia maybe even a little bit of plain old stupidity, but we were all wrong. Its his back. yes his back. This explains the reasons for drinking only 4loko, wearing a hat over his eyes, a sweater to practice and laying flat on the bleachers during practice. Carl, if you woulda just told us your back hurt in the beginning it would have all made way more sense. I would also like to introduce everyones favorite "friend that's a girl" Brittney. She's in town this weekend so make sure you stop by the green house and introduce yourself. shes single and ready to mingle. To finish out today, I'd like everyone to be safe on this cold blustery day. Cuddle up close with those close to you and watch a movie. But don't get used to it, we got practice at 8 tomorrow and i feel one last mental toughness day coming...

Picture of the day:

Like a good Neighbor...

Quote of the day:

"I tried to go back to bed but then I felt her boobies!"          -Joe Rourke

Bonus Picture of the Day:

The Man. The Myth. The Legend 

Day 8 and 9

Ok so I was in absolutely no condition to write this yesterday so my apologies. Mr. Elvin Williams celebrated his 21st birthday Wednesday morning so a special shout out to him. Glad he was able to make it back home to his own bed, unlike some people who walk into other people's houses and just pass out on their couch. Congrats Steve, your jumping off a roof story has officially been topped; You have now become officially useless. Viaduct, you are awesome, double shots and a splash of coke = Awesome Lap Dances.

My <3 belongs to women's track.

Today not much really happened, i think we are finally about done with all the pain, but seriously, dont test him.

Quote of the day: (Dedicated to Eric)

(401):

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

Dating Tip of the Day:

"Steal her purse and hide it so she has to come back to get it or have good enough friends to talk to her first.(In art class)"

Day 7

Lame Day,

However, here's a video of Buzzsaw knoking out El Toro

Days 5 and 6

Saturday was long..... but we got to go outside :)

Today was a wonderful day. Knew it was gunna be just awesome when suddenly the schedule was changed so that the nice easy day we were all expecting was changed into a day we will remember as "The Hat Day." If you've been reading this blog you'll know that we've been practicing outside the past three days. Well today was a blistering 35 degrees outside, one would assume it to be...Winter Coat and Knit Hat weather? Maybe? NOPE! Thats for PUSSIES!!! Enough said.

In related news:
  Rick: Your $1.00 is due tomorrow...we all know it was the bat
  The other 10...50cents....you know who you are.....and so do we
  Arneal: It's cool bro.
  Frodo: Congrats
  1 pitch drill............................Seriously guys? he "Throws Like A Girl" (TLAG)
  Jordy: I saw your at bat......it was a strike
  Derek: #31 hates you
  Corporal Thornton:  5...6...7...8...you know the rest
  Buzzsaw: Congrats, Tank requests to be the Godfather
 
Picture of the Day:

Sober.

Day 4

Great wins today boys!!!! way to stick it out today for the triple header. We started early and stayed on them often. Even though Koehl didn't have a great outing (throwing behind people is never a good way to get them out) our hitters were able to make up for it. Congrats to Fitz for hitting two three run bombs today, Gar for fisting out a ground rule double and a wonderful relief performance by Frodo, though the balks didn't help much. Also thank you to our fans for coming out and supporting your #1 ranked baseball team. Ladies, keep wearing the spandex, guys, wear longer shorts, i mean come on! seriously, Koehl's mom wears shorts shorter than those, and she gets paid for it! Overall though I liked the intensity, lets make tomorrow just as awesome as we RAGE during on-field BP. I expect some bleacher shots, yes that means you Colatruglio.


Quote of the day:

Frodo: "Hows it look?"

          Tice: "Looks a little short!" (no explanation required)

Day 3

What a great practice we had today! Thanks to all those who wee able to catch the baseball today. We really looked like a dynamite 12 year old travel team. Also, I think conditioning went really well today. Thanks guys for making all your times. That really helped keep coach's anger under control. Seriously though, can we please show up tomorrow, my body can't take much more of this.

Today's F*#& count: 46

once again, good job guys

Off Day

Today is our off day. Basically that means sleep and do as little as possible because you know you're not going to get any (sleep/rest) for the next 6 days. Off days also remind us of what a sorry bunch we really are. Its our night to go out and have a good time, and we really try to, but by 11:30 we're all ready to pass out at the bar so we somberly walk home so that in the morning we can wake up and realize we were home and asleep while people were still at the library studying. in the mean time Tank is still 33-4 but The Grim Reaper is sadly at a dismal 14-10. Congrats to all the scholar athletes on your achievements I won't be there cause 1. its at a girls basketball game and 2. it'll be past my bed time.

Day 1

This site got up and running a little later than i had originally anticipated. The purpose of this site is to provide a look at our team from the inside. Might try and get some guest writers or really anything to keep people entertained. if you follow this blog you'll come to see that we are really just a bunch of idiots; fart contests, student coaches, and just general animosity for everyone not us.

Right now we are in our fourth week of official practices and well on our way to becoming track stars. Also, our student coach SuperEgo has us training for the Mr. Universe contest. Yelling at people does not work if your the same age. it just pisses them off. I'll be surprised if he lasts another week without quiting.

Quote of the day:

"Hey Danny! Does your sister like biceps?"-Daniel (while doing curls)