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Picture of the Day:"He's just getting us Blizzards...24 of them."(This quote shall stay anonymous)
A Carrying Device
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Day 19
Three games in one day. Three wins in one day. Haven't done that, EVER.
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Saturday, March 12, 2011
Day 18
Today was a major pitcher's duel. Good job to everyone you guys really played hard and did your best. Lets kick the shit out of monclaire st. tomorrow. they're a bunch of fucking fucks. FUCK I hate them.
Text of the day:
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Text of the day:
"Did Steve turn you into a lesbian?"Picture of the Day:
Friday Night TV
Friday, March 11, 2011
Day 17
1hour 53minutes. That was a major burner of a game. Today's been a pretty lame day. Though there is a possible follow up story with a certain photographer we once knew in Wisconsin. Also, i was dry humped three times today....THREE TIMES!!!! I hate blue balls.
Great Comebacks:
Great Comebacks:
"I'm fucking your sister (insert brother's name here)"Quote of the Day:
"The cold air is smoking my dome"(Squibb while playing cards)
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Day 16
I would like to begin by congratulating everyone who sang today. Also thank you to the Lowe's for opening your home.
Fru & Rick - great duet way to kick it off
Joe - I like going with no mic. Very ballsey
Ricky- you ability to change octives scares me
Zac- im glad we turned off the fan, and i can't wait for a rain delay
Jabawoki's- umm holy shit!! i know we said take it seriously but DAMN!
Papa Bear and Baby Bear - Baby - i like how you have to put on your drunk face to karaokee. Papa - you should know the words, no excuses.
Z - doing your own song. awesome.
Blystone - she's 20. likes walks on the beach. she's polish so no jokes. i think your starring may have creeped her out though. Derek doesnt have her number but i've heard #17 does.
Quote of the Day:
Fru & Rick - great duet way to kick it off
Joe - I like going with no mic. Very ballsey
Ricky- you ability to change octives scares me
Zac- im glad we turned off the fan, and i can't wait for a rain delay
Jabawoki's- umm holy shit!! i know we said take it seriously but DAMN!
Papa Bear and Baby Bear - Baby - i like how you have to put on your drunk face to karaokee. Papa - you should know the words, no excuses.
Z - doing your own song. awesome.
Blystone - she's 20. likes walks on the beach. she's polish so no jokes. i think your starring may have creeped her out though. Derek doesnt have her number but i've heard #17 does.
Quote of the Day:
"It just went in my mouth!" (Bill Nye while in the hot tub)Picture of the day:
Shaq
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Day 15
Bluffton: Today was a wonderful day, we had our coach back in the dugout with us and he actually got to stay there the entire time! Neutral umpires not suffering from "Little man" syndrome are awesome. Mr. Right fielder. YOU ATE SHITTTTTT!!!! Thank you for tripping over the bullpen mound and giving up a double. Then the fact that you look at our bullpen and TELL us your embarrassed, when we already obviously knew it, tells us how cool of a person you are. If you're ever in town hit me up and I'll buy you a drink cause that laugh you provided me today is for sure worth a dollar draft.
#31- great bunt! glad we worked on it ALL WINTER
#25- i remember my first hang over.
All freshman- warm up your voices, drink your honey and practice your dance steps cause tomorrow is your day to shine!
Rm 314- 4am wake up calls? seriously? Grow up.
Also, I have gotten out of the friend zone and am no longer stuck at the dry hump stage, therefore, #13 i no longer hate you cause i got my 2 innings!
Quote of the Day:
#31- great bunt! glad we worked on it ALL WINTER
#25- i remember my first hang over.
All freshman- warm up your voices, drink your honey and practice your dance steps cause tomorrow is your day to shine!
Rm 314- 4am wake up calls? seriously? Grow up.
Also, I have gotten out of the friend zone and am no longer stuck at the dry hump stage, therefore, #13 i no longer hate you cause i got my 2 innings!
Quote of the Day:
"You faggots! You've seen me naked before!!!"(#4 10 minutes after the conversation was over)Picture of the day:
Pictured on the right: Karl Boedecker
Umm, yeah not much to say...
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Day 14
Its been a while since ive been able to sit down and write. With the flood and living at the Hayes/Klaco homeless shelter and then coming to florida and living with people who still think bed time is 9 pm.
A recap of whats happened since The Flood. we practiced. we practice. drew passed out because of a sprain... we stopped practice. we drove. we stopped. we drove 50 in a 70. we dropped off grandpa. we picked up Michael Jackson's best friend. we finally hit the speed limit. we made it to FLORIDA!!! oh and we practiced again.(Props to the brother in the outfield. That was a banging system you got)
Game 1- Buzzsaw nice job, that was the fastest i've seen you move all year. Way to be an athlete
Final: 14-0
Game 2- The retard took his meds thats for sure. Four hours after the game he still couldn't smile.
Final: 16-1
Oh and i hope that
Game 3- I hate #13!!!! good job asshole now you have the highest ERA on the team!!! so proud of you. i coulda done that myself. I hate you.
Quotes of the week:
A recap of whats happened since The Flood. we practiced. we practice. drew passed out because of a sprain... we stopped practice. we drove. we stopped. we drove 50 in a 70. we dropped off grandpa. we picked up Michael Jackson's best friend. we finally hit the speed limit. we made it to FLORIDA!!! oh and we practiced again.(Props to the brother in the outfield. That was a banging system you got)
Game 1- Buzzsaw nice job, that was the fastest i've seen you move all year. Way to be an athlete
Final: 14-0
Game 2- The retard took his meds thats for sure. Four hours after the game he still couldn't smile.
Final: 16-1
Oh and i hope that
Game 3- I hate #13!!!! good job asshole now you have the highest ERA on the team!!! so proud of you. i coulda done that myself. I hate you.
Quotes of the week:
"Hey Drew! Do you feel like a pussy since you passed out over a sprain?"(Coach Fitz)
Karl's Idol
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Day 13
Two words. The. Flood. Haven't been abel to write for a few days because, well we are homeless. Monday started as a normal day going to practice but by the time outfielders were trying to catch flyballs, Noah was already floating past them on the football field. at this point normal people run to get their cars out of the water, go home throw down sand bags or basically anything except going to eat breakfast. No, Alex is on a new cardio program and walked to practice and has no meal plan so it wasn't him who would rather eat than save his car. Arneal. Dude. I understand that they got you going through some new anger management stuff but brother. YOUR CAR WAS DROWNING. and you went to eat food! How do you do that? whatever Arneal, its cool bro.
Perry street was named an official disaster zone. Ok maybe not by the weather service but when you can row a john boat from your backyard, across the street, to your neighbors backyard, to campus, to viduct, to madisons, to expressions, to riverbend, and back to your own backyard, there should be a state of emergency. 211 perry, we apologize for being irrational by driving our cars through our side lawn and looking like homos by wearing waders but look who's laughing now. Shit you are cause our dumbass landlord decided to send the water company away because we didnt need to turn the water off. Yeah cool one gene. It comforting to come home after being homeless for the night and hear water running when no one is home. thanks for a free months rent!
Shout out to our new best friend, Eric. This dude is AWESOME! scared the shit out of koehl by telling him the ghost is real, shotgunning a beer in 2.5 sec flat, oh and making fun of gene every single time he walked out of the room.
Being homeless really really sucks. This morning, our electricity, gas and water were all turned off, so we had to make eggs on the grill. How ghetto is that. standing outside at the grill, while water is being pumped out of the basement, cooking eggs and making toast. members of our house have also been spotted walking around campus carrying personal belongings in grocery bags and pillow cases. WTF! All we want is a nice bed and a cuddle buddy, anyone willing to oblige let us know.
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Perry street was named an official disaster zone. Ok maybe not by the weather service but when you can row a john boat from your backyard, across the street, to your neighbors backyard, to campus, to viduct, to madisons, to expressions, to riverbend, and back to your own backyard, there should be a state of emergency. 211 perry, we apologize for being irrational by driving our cars through our side lawn and looking like homos by wearing waders but look who's laughing now. Shit you are cause our dumbass landlord decided to send the water company away because we didnt need to turn the water off. Yeah cool one gene. It comforting to come home after being homeless for the night and hear water running when no one is home. thanks for a free months rent!
Shout out to our new best friend, Eric. This dude is AWESOME! scared the shit out of koehl by telling him the ghost is real, shotgunning a beer in 2.5 sec flat, oh and making fun of gene every single time he walked out of the room.
Being homeless really really sucks. This morning, our electricity, gas and water were all turned off, so we had to make eggs on the grill. How ghetto is that. standing outside at the grill, while water is being pumped out of the basement, cooking eggs and making toast. members of our house have also been spotted walking around campus carrying personal belongings in grocery bags and pillow cases. WTF! All we want is a nice bed and a cuddle buddy, anyone willing to oblige let us know.
Quote of the day:
"Yo Big Dick! This chick wants to FUCK YOU!"
Picture of the Day:
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